Deep thoughts...

on Ron Paul...
Do we really need another Texan as president? Give it a rest. How about somebody from Tennessee?

on Katie Couric...
Even though she is a clueless harridan, I agree with her on the word, sputum. I don’t like it either.

from Rush Limbaugh...
(on Brian Williams and Charlie Gibson) They both do the same thing: they read a TelePromTer for 20 minutes, and play Preparation H commercials for the other ten.